About Reidar
I'm a guy... It's nice to see there are people having it worse than me, and that there are people who live in North America (why they live there, i don't know, but they will forever be a source of humor for the rest of the world)
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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

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  • It's in the can!

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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    45%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    14%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Mobility

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • Perfectionist

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    28%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Reidar's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML

By fattymcbutterpants / Sunday 19 June 2011 05:19 / United States

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

By iDisable / Sunday 19 June 2011 00:27 / Australia

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 June 2011 01:11 / Canada

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

By Barney / Saturday 18 June 2011 16:10 / United States

Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML

By loser - / Sunday 19 June 2011 08:44 / United States