About Reaper1984
firefighter, drag racer, hockey player... I like to live life up to the fullest cause tomorrow is never promised today. Also, just to answer a common question I get. My rail car is a super comp dragster, it has a fully loaded 454 that puts out approximately 675 hp. I run an 8.90 index doing approx. 170 mph in the 1/4 mile,but it will go a little faster. You can message me if you correctly answer this question..... If a turtle loses his shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too "high maintenance". And that's because I ask him to use condoms when we have sex, and I refuse to invite my friends over for threesomes. I don't know why I'm not actually glad we are broken up. FML

By kat124ever - / Monday 7 January 2013 08:35 / United States - Apo

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

By Faaccckkk - / Monday 25 March 2013 14:48 / United States

Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 23 March 2013 15:21 / Norway - Trondheim

Today, my dad and I had an hour-long conversation. When he was getting up to leave my room he said, "Good talk Chelsey." My sister is Chelsey. So I corrected him. He thought I was joking. My father can't tell my sister and I apart. We are not twins. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 8 March 2013 10:51 / United States - Irvine

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas came out. FML

By claytwin / Monday 4 March 2013 20:10 / United States