About Outnuendo
I'm out, the unfortunate byproduct of middleclass living and too many Dead Kennedys Albums. If you respond to an FML with "That sucks!", my perception of you goes down a couple of notches. If you respond to an FML with "That Sucks!", you have shown to have the analytical capabilities of the broken chair in my garage.
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Outnuendo's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • 33_badgename

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    12%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    18%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    15%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    3%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    41%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    6%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    131%
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Outnuendo's favorite FMLs
By yeah okay then - / Friday 3 August 2012 23:50 / United Kingdom - Brentwood
By opinaise / Thursday 2 August 2012 13:00 / France - Toulouse
By huh - / Saturday 2 June 2012 20:31 / United Kingdom - Troon