About Okitacockroach
My name is Steven, I'm 19, and I love One Direction. GIVE ME FUCKS.
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Okitacockroach's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    6%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    80%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    62%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    11%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    8%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    16%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    56%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    51%
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Okitacockroach's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

By fun - / Sunday 16 June 2013 04:54 / United States

Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML

By bloody / Saturday 15 June 2013 08:57 / United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 4 August 2012 23:04 / United States

Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

By bestiality, not even once - / Friday 14 June 2013 22:29 / Ireland - Waterford

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

By iLynz / Tuesday 23 April 2013 06:34 / United States