About Nicalovesdisney
I actually have no idea what to put here, so if I seem as though I'm rambling, my apologies. I'm nineteen years old, I love horror movies, and I play WAY too many games. :) I hate incorrect grammar, but not as much as I hate people who deliberately misspell words like "are" or "you". It takes more effort for me to type the letter and claim it to be a word than it does for me to type the whole word. I'll fix this up later, I can't think of anything more to put here... :)
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Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 27 March 2013 08:00 / United States - Temecula

Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML

By nobrony - / Monday 2 July 2012 19:53 / United States - Katonah

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

By josh - / Saturday 19 September 2009 08:47 / United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

By Come on / Sunday 29 January 2012 00:46 / United States

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

By Danny / Saturday 7 January 2012 10:27 / Australia