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Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

By mortifiedgrandchild / Monday 9 January 2012 18:53 / United States

Today, I was trying to fix a broken desk fan. I'd taken the guard off and was trying to unscrew the blades, when my roommate decided it'd be funny to plug it in. The blades sliced into my thumb. I need stitches, and he still thinks it's hilarious. FML

By sharkgirl4 / Monday 25 August 2014 16:17 / United States - Rialto

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 23 May 2013 13:45 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML

By Sirah90 - / Tuesday 7 May 2013 07:29 / United States

Today, I was proposed to, under the condition that I "get thin" first. FML

By ziggers10 / Sunday 7 April 2013 03:19 / United States