About Mrspegg
I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days; taking joy out of others misery while somewhat lessening mine. Been on FML for a while now and am currently in treatment for my severe intolerance to bullshit and games.... I am always in the constant struggle of trying to get an FML published, so feel free to follow my FML journey and lets see how high my submission number can get! Woot woot! I don't check my messages too often, but PM if you wanna. Except you pubescent level horny, living-in-your-parents-basement but-you're-too-damn-old-to ones. Please don't. I also will give a fuck, for a fuck. Fucks for fucks sake. I sometimes give a Fuck but it disappears, so let me know if I owe you one. If you've read down this far, I hope you have a good day and that FML made your FML just a tad bit less FMLy.
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Mrspegg's FML badges
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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Mrspegg's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous / Tuesday 28 May 2013 16:37 / Australia - Lane Cove
By paulinapo / Thursday 30 May 2013 01:53 / United States - Staten Island
By anonymous / Tuesday 28 May 2013 00:56 / United States - Philadelphia