About Mrbonecrusherz98
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Mrbonecrusherz98's favorite FMLs

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

By WTF / Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:55 / United States

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 28 October 2011 17:07 / United States

Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "no that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML

By IBleedArbor / Monday 16 February 2009 22:59 / United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 1 June 2012 20:46 / Greece - Athens

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 13 May 2012 15:12 / United States - Monson