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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • YDI Master

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  • It's in the can!

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  • The Mixer

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  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • One more and it's business time

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    19%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    67%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    36%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    121%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Perfectionist

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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 50 quality comments

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    4%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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Manniie_'s favorite FMLs

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 22 October 2012 00:29 / United States - Bellingham

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:15 / Australia

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

By stop it ninja / Sunday 14 October 2012 07:00 / United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:36 / United States - Battle Creek

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 16 October 2012 01:19 / United States - Evansville