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Kgd's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

By smokecloud_ - / Monday 30 December 2014 21:38 / United States - Ashland

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

By honeybunny90 / Saturday 28 December 2013 08:23 / United States - Richmond

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 December 2013 21:57 / Egypt

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

By OakStake - / Sunday 8 December 2013 22:07 / United States - New York

Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they cannot get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML

By Kyle / Tuesday 3 December 2013 06:09 / United States - Seattle