About Grand_cookie
I'm the gorilla, so don't ask. Blah blah blah, random facts about me. Blah blah blah, other stuff i like. Blah blah blah, some inspirational quote. Blah blah, purple unicorns, blah. Redheads>Jesus
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  • The rules are the rules

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  • 42

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    7%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
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    19%
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 50 quality comments

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Grand_cookie's favorite FMLs

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

By Lea - / Monday 16 January 2012 20:18 / Denmark

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

By MakesMeLol - / Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:30 / Ireland

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 January 2012 15:42 / United States

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

By Shameful - / Wednesday 18 January 2012 19:57 / United States