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    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Fahrenheit63's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 / United States

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

By wetdreams / Sunday 5 February 2012 00:35 / Canada

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

By Needsanewjob - / Tuesday 10 January 2012 15:34 / United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

By kaipodable / Thursday 22 December 2011 01:41 / United States

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

By anne - / Saturday 17 December 2011 03:46 / United States