About Enslaved

Owns a Red Shoe Diary. Wants to be loved, just not by you. Hello me ... Meet the real me Open your eyes and see that Life is Beautiful, enjoys Silent Lucidity, and still Rides the Lightning. Love-Hate-Sex-Pain It's complicating me sometimes I took you home Set you on the glass I pulled off your wings Then I laughed How do I live without the ones I love? Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned Place and time always on my mind I have so much to say but you're so far away

Enslaved's FML badges
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a fuck about someone. How cute!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 fucks on your profile. Kinky.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Perfectionnist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    113%
  • 32_badgename

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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
    32%
  • 33_badgename

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
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Enslaved's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous / Thursday 20 June 2013 00:13 / United States
By sleepy momma / Sunday 2 June 2013 06:06 / United States