About Driveshaft

Former soldier. I walk with a limp because of that. Three little boys call me daddy, my wife loves me. Those are the only opinions that matter to me. Love life, be happy, don't act like a tough guy...life's too short for that bullshit.

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Driveshaft's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    103%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    338%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    4%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
    33%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    36%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    53%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    52%
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