About Dracospirita
Im Molly. Nice to meet you. Comments are hit or miss. If I get thumbed down, I really don't care. It just means my sense of humor is different than yours. If I get thumbed up, well, woohoo! I love to read the comments on FML. Sometimes I even comment myself. My favorite commenters are: DocBastard, by far. NoorFML. Baustigt. SqueakyChipmunk. and Perdix. If I like your comments, more people may make it to this list later.
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Dracospirita's favorite FMLs

Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML

By beemove - / Saturday 28 December 2013 21:19 / United States - Kirkland

Today, a DJ friend of mine offered me a part in one of his tracks. I was flattered, and accepted. All I ended up singing was, "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch" over and over again in the background. FML

By Cacahuete - / Saturday 28 December 2013 14:46 / France - Villejuif

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 20 August 2013 08:38 / United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML

By resurrected / Wednesday 4 September 2013 15:59 / United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that I couldn't read properly, so I responded, "What is this? A picture for ants?!" Turns out it was a commentary about rape, and now I look like an insensitive jackass. FML

By Baustigt / Thursday 22 August 2013 14:48 / Australia - Perth