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Desfar's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML

By runner2731 / Friday 8 June 2012 08:09 / United States - Newark

Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 2 September 2012 23:47 / United States

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

By Geckosrock99 - / Friday 31 August 2012 02:45 / United States - Riverbank

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

By blink_kid / Friday 10 August 2012 12:57 / United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

By ellieowenie / Sunday 29 July 2012 08:11 / Australia - Sydney