About Captainfoxbutt
First of all, the username is a joke between me and my irl friend. Anyway, hello person who is currently reading this. You many have decided to look at my profile because of the peculiar username, because you're a stalker, because you are bored, because you are genuinely interested in who I am, or because of some other reason that I have failed to bring up. I am a pretty chill person in general, I swim and play Pokemon, CoD (overrated as procreation, by the way), Zelda (one of the three greatest series ever), Mario, to name a few. Music is awesome, except for that music genre that's been popular for the past 6 years. That genre is shit. I play piano and clarinet, and I'm learning guitar and an assortment of percussion instruments. If you indeed message me, I will indeed consider replying. Being social for the win. Oh, and I'm 15. That information might be important to some people.
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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

By The Sbeak - / Friday 13 February 2009 15:54 / United States
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By todaddy - / Friday 23 May 2014 19:32 / United Kingdom