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Brenda37's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    25%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    30%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    9%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    38%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    25%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    13%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    7%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    19%
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Brenda37's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

By mehdi / Monday 13 October 2008 08:20 /

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

By KristaAaronn / Wednesday 27 August 2014 12:24 / United States - Johnson City

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

By weirded out - / Monday 11 August 2014 02:22 / United States - Brentwood

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 9 August 2014 13:31 / United States - Akron

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

By dangerZone / Wednesday 27 February 2013 16:43 / United States - Statesboro