About Atomic_mushroom
Suddenly, I'm a Mushroom. My second choice of username would have been Farting_Turtle
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Atomic_mushroom's favorite FMLs

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 23 July 2010 00:39 / United Kingdom

Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML

By hook me up with some smack, Jack - / Saturday 1 August 2015 06:18 / Australia - Perth

Today, my dog brought me a a dead rabbit. It so happened to be the rabbit a group of neighborhood kids were looking for after they lost it yesterday. I just had to hide a body for my dog. FML

By savannahsboxxx - / Saturday 11 July 2015 12:09 / United States

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

By not a kiddy fiddler really - / Friday 29 May 2015 20:15 / United States - San Francisco

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 May 2015 20:49 / Germany - Stuttgart