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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 5 November 2010 21:09 / United Kingdom

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 24 October 2010 19:29 / United States

Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML

By iprobablyhaveherpes / Wednesday 20 October 2010 04:47 / Australia

Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML

By WIno / Wednesday 1 September 2010 02:46 / United States