About Acik91
A Pole in a foreign country, a girl in a manly environment. Nerd with a nasty sense of humour. Madly in love with a guy who's 2 thousands kilometers away. But a girl knows when a boy's worth it! Bellydancer and electronic engineer in making. And effing loves her life!
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Acik91's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML

By itsrathersmall - / Tuesday 15 January 2013 21:58 / United States - Fargo

Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML

By jdrew32 / Monday 4 February 2013 02:17 / United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

By dr mamour / Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:57 / France - Paris

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

By tingles - / Saturday 19 January 2013 13:20 / United Kingdom - Solihull

Today, I sat on my own testicles while having a serious and tenderly sweet discussion with my fiancée about our future together. We were both crying, but for very different reasons. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 31 December 2013 11:16 / United States - Woodinville