Mr Plantation, United States 35 years-old
Today, while I was making love to my wife, she looks up and says, "I'll paint the ceiling white." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he always thought the female orgasm was an urban legend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML
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