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  • 42

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44lynnlynn's favorite FMLs

Today, I got reverse suspended for correcting my teacher. Now my mom has to go to all my high school classes with me for a week. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 24 January 2017 22:00 /

Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism". FML

By nick - / Monday 12 January 2015 08:23 / United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 15 October 2014 17:07 / United States - Tuscaloosa

Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML

By HouseWife / Wednesday 21 May 2014 02:24 / United States - Valley Park

Today, while refereeing a soccer game, I was accused of being racist, blind, and a fascist by spectators. The game was played by a group of third graders. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 November 2013 17:21 / United States - Latrobe