Sarah_Marie93

Miss Anderson, United States 33 years-old In a relationship

Oblivious 8 May 2009, 19:39 Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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Dfacta 13 May 2010, 17:51 United States

Today, I found out the reason I've been itchy for the last two weeks is because I'm now allergic to chlorine. I'm also a swimming instructor. FML

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blahhlovely_30 9 March 2011, 20:03 United States

Hello?

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

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Maddie 22 March 2011, 15:39

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

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Anonymous 2 November 2011, 20:18 United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

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Anonymous 21 November 2012, 05:00 Casselberry, United States

Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML

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