Andrai

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Elizabethtown, KY, United States
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Friday 25 August 1995
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-Andrai (On-Dra-Yuh).ツ -18. -Photography.♥ -Videogames. (MH3U, Borderlands 1&2, Dynasty Warriors, etc.) -Taken.♥ -Sometimes my friends lose me in the snow. -Kentucky. -I like music. However I wouldnt DIE without it like the other 99.999999 percent of the population claims. :p (♪Acoustic, Alternative, Indie-rock. I will listen to anything suggested to me though.♬) -YOLO is dumb. So are the people that say it.✘ -How I Met Your Mother.♥ -Doctor Who, 10th Doctor.✔ -Mistakes will always be mistakes. You'll always regret even if you learn from the mistake you made.ツ

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By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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By AML - 31/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML

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By Rinelric1998 - 31/10/2013 02:59 - United States - Greensboro

Today, some kid asked me if I was Mexican. After I explained to him that I was actually Venezuelan, he simply snorted and said, "That's the same f*cking thing. If you speak Spanish then you're Mexican." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By catfan - 30/10/2013 05:48 - United States - Wildomar

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML

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Wednesday 30 October 2013 21:19

Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.