About Offtimeguitarist
I am some random guy in Sacramento who makes music (http://www.soundclick.com/isaacdomagalski). I have a job as a lifeguard. I am for the legalization of marijuana. I support the separation of church and state. I am pro free speech, even if I don't agree with what you have to say. I think that gays should be allowed to marry. I am pro choice. I am for stem cell research. I am for smaller government and less government spending. I am for a flat tax. I am against prohibition. I prefer indulgence over abstinence. I believe in evolution. I am for nuclear energy and other alternate energy sources. That's all for now.
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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