UHGG

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

Merde alors !

Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

Today, I surprised my four year-old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it "Horny". FML

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML