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NerdyHannah

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Irvine , America :)
30 years-old
Thursday 21 March 1996
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About Nerdyhannah

LOOK OUT! ITS A FUCKING BIRD!!11!! :D Did I get your reflexes-es moving? .... Yeah that made no sense. I'm Hannah : 14 : Korean : Nerd. Hence the name. *Omnomnomnom* :3 Yeah, that's me in my picture. STEAL AND DIE. Random shiz about me ---> + I like oranges in the morning, NOT orange juice. + There is no effing way that paper can beat rock. IMMPOSSIBLE. + I am for Gay Marriage. I'm Christian thoughh... @.@ + I have cool socks on :D + I'm slow. I get jokes ten minutes after their told. + I am a Grammar Nazi. O.O + I hate the whole 'Gay Fag is Gay' and 'In Soviet Russia, TV watches you.' So don't pull that shiz on me. EVAR. Message me :D I'll reply when I'm finished with my fantasies about Spock and me getting married :) kthxbaii.

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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You deserved it 35 727

By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 075

You deserved it 9 056

Badass

By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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You deserved it 7 344