Hamilton, Canada 33 years-old Single
Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. FML
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. FML
Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
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