Miss 31 years-old In a relationship
Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML
Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
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