Mr St Helier, United Kingdom 31 years-old
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML
Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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