DatOne

Iman This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Catfished

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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Single 7 August 2010, 11:01 France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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H8TR 26 August 2010, 13:32 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

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mrsfantastic 12 September 2010, 14:02 United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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