Palm bay, USA 34 years-old
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML
Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
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