xkal174
United States
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
niki74_fml
Miss Markham, Canada It's complicated
ugly
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Judgemental
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Unsanitary
United Kingdom
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
adopteddd
United Kingdom
Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML