Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. To this, she said, "You need to meet more people."FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Ooh, she's suggesting a pre-proposal scavenger hunt! How romantic! On the hunt should be such things as: • A person over 7 ft tall. • A person under 4 ft tall (no kids, you cheater). • A person dressed all in black. • A person who is wearing an apron backwards like a cape. • A butcher. • A baker. • A candlestick maker.
hussamhasi 22
You really should , she's not the one .
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hussamhasi 22
You really should , she's not the one .
Wizardo 34
She set you free into the sea, time to go fishing.
brenton490 19
Only hear at plenty of fish. Brought to you by Plenty of Fish.
Dick_diamond 22
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psychofoxx 5
hey I met my significant other on POF. don't knock it till you try it ;)
SimplySaraya 9
Meaning she already has
Imhere4fml 24
At least you didn't marry her and find out during marriage she didn't love you.
riddhi 16
Assuming it was a long relationship, why string you along till now? -_-
soullyfe 33
It kind of depends on if they've ever discussed the idea of marriage beforehand.
naviajack626 16
Too soon maybe? Talk to her. Maybe she just freaked out.
Tripartita 45
Ooh, she's suggesting a pre-proposal scavenger hunt! How romantic! On the hunt should be such things as: • A person over 7 ft tall. • A person under 4 ft tall (no kids, you cheater). • A person dressed all in black. • A person who is wearing an apron backwards like a cape. • A butcher. • A baker. • A candlestick maker.
WarMachine68 24
God bless you honestly
Natedawg36 7
I like the how I met your mother reference at the end
hoosierholla 17
It's actually a reference to the nursery rhyme Rub-a-dub-dub published in the late 18th century. How I Met Your Mother was alluding to this very well known trio.
superlloyd 15
trying too hard. elementary school.
jebron 13
Will her sister suffice?
delfino1604 24
haha classic
creativityisnt 19
What the hell does that even mean?? Sorry OP, but it sounds like you can do better(:
Needafarm 22
I know it seems odd, but she has probably been waiting for that moment for a while and planning her guest list. That means most likely she wants you to have the same number of people on your side of the venue as she plans to have on hers.
delfino1604 24
actually that makes sense. My wife made sure I had the same amount of groomsmen as she did bridesmaids.