Today, my fiancé, my two-year-old, and my dog are all sleeping peacefully next to me in our new king-sized memory foam bed. It's 2:15 in the morning. Why am I not sleeping? Because they all snore, one right after the other. It's like an endless song of snoring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm spending the night at my family’s house. I have to share a room with my two kids and their mother. The three of them snore like warthogs in a zoo. Desperate for sleep, I went to go sleep on the couch. The dog sleeping on the rug snores like an old truck. I’m never going to get any sleep. FML
Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML
Today, after barely sleeping all week, I tried some ASMR videos to help me fall asleep. Both my dogs and my husband are out cold, snoring so loud I can't even hear the ASMR. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, my dogs have coordinated a T-formation as I lay down to sleep. Essentially cutting me off 80% of the bed. Too tired to fight, too annoyed to sleep. FML
Today, my dog won't stop barking at his own shadow, my cat won't stop purring while kneading on me, and my new kitten won't stop squeaking. It's all very cute, but I can't sleep at all. FML
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I realized for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not because he gets nightmares, but because he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML
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sparky82 11
Let me snore you the song of my people.
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
You sure know how to pick 'em
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Comments (31)
hpandher 16
I never knew that 2 year olds snore
xxmollyxx 25
Maybe he has a cold. That makes my son snore at times.
MandieL 27
OP posted on an earlier comment. The 2 year old was sick. :( My 1yr old snores too when she's stuffed up. It is pretty adorable. Hers I can sleep through, my husbands not so much.
meghanclean 17
Everyone snores! When my 10 month is in a extremely deep sleep she snores
monyluv1 13
I have military grade earplugs. I cannot sleep without them now. Maybe this will help?
chidexy 21
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MetaMouse 3
Go sleep in your two year olds bed?
species4872 20
Your beds not going to forget this.
okamiyazaki 8
Definitely give ear plugs a try... You may hate them at first, but once you get used to them you'll wonder how you ever slept without them.
heatherrr17 19
That's adorable! But I get how it would suck
jazalea8 16
1. Put your 2 year old in their own bed. This is going to cause so many problems. 2. Kicked the dog off the bed. Maybe leave the door open. I have to do this since my dog and husband snore. The dog is not allowed on my bed. There, if your husband is not that loud, you should be able to get some sleep. It is your own fault at this point.
Moerighan 23
How is it going to cause problems, I'm curious? I have 4 kids and co slept with all and they are all perfectly fine and sleep in their own beds now.
Iwannarock1 19
Besides an excuse to not have sex, what good is sleeping with your infant in your bed? The increased risk of SIDS, isn't worth it.
Moerighan 23
Actually sids is more increased not having them near you or even in the same room, but what would I know?
writergirl1029 17
39, SIDS is a huge risk for sure, but only in a baby 12 months and under. The 2 year old isn't going to die sleeping in his parents' bed, but it may not help their marriage. 41, SIDS is a misnomer, but on purpose. They called it "sudden" and a "syndrome" because they didn't want to blame parents who had just lost their baby, but more and more of the medical community regrets that. SIDS is caused by little babies suffocating in their cribs (or their parents' beds) from extra blankets, pillows, stuffed animals, padded sides, and their own. Snuggling them to sleep is great, but they need to be in their own crib when you go to bed.
j_thundat 3
Being someone who can't sleep when someone else is snoring in the room, I find earplugs to be a good solution. Although I've never had more than just one person snoring.
Moerighan 23
Record it and make a remix, put it on Youtube and you'll earn a mint.