Today, after barely sleeping all week, I tried some ASMR videos to help me fall asleep. Both my dogs and my husband are out cold, snoring so loud I can't even hear the ASMR. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé, my two-year-old, and my dog are all sleeping peacefully next to me in our new king-sized memory foam bed. It's 2:15 in the morning. Why am I not sleeping? Because they all snore, one right after the other. It's like an endless song of snoring. FML
Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML
Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML
Today, my dogs have coordinated a T-formation as I lay down to sleep. Essentially cutting me off 80% of the bed. Too tired to fight, too annoyed to sleep. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, my dog won't stop barking at his own shadow, my cat won't stop purring while kneading on me, and my new kitten won't stop squeaking. It's all very cute, but I can't sleep at all. FML
Today, I was trying to fall asleep. Unfortunately, my next-door neighbor's baby began to cry. I closed the window and rolled over, unable to hear the crying anymore. My dog's hearing is better than mine, and so he started barking. Goodbye, good night's sleep. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I'm spending the night at my family’s house. I have to share a room with my two kids and their mother. The three of them snore like warthogs in a zoo. Desperate for sleep, I went to go sleep on the couch. The dog sleeping on the rug snores like an old truck. I’m never going to get any sleep. FML
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Koutall 39
Have you ever feel a nice tingling while seeing or hearing someone whispering, writing, making ticking noise with their nails, etc ? That's called Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR). Some people find it relaxing but other think it's highly annoying. Really depends on people and types of sounds. There are lots of YouTube videos to help you trigger that sensation and they all have in common to be quiet. Kinda hard to hear in OP's situation lol
TCRII 30
I don’t know what an asmr video is, but this is funny :-)
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TCRII 30
I don’t know what an asmr video is, but this is funny :-)
Koutall 39
Have you ever feel a nice tingling while seeing or hearing someone whispering, writing, making ticking noise with their nails, etc ? That's called Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR). Some people find it relaxing but other think it's highly annoying. Really depends on people and types of sounds. There are lots of YouTube videos to help you trigger that sensation and they all have in common to be quiet. Kinda hard to hear in OP's situation lol
Nhayaa 21
Are you not supposed to listen to this kind of videos with headphones?
purplekanc 24
What’s ASMAR