Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
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HuntrTrakr 4
I'd be pissed!
harrywestt 0
Ok first of why the hell would u even want to eat while taking a leak? Just saying kinda stupid.
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Comments (191)
AdriTheCutie 0
ewwwwwwwwwwww
skyeyez9 25
Five second rule..
gpd_deputy_1 6
Some people just weren't meant to multi-task.
AlwaysRight1 0
Ydi for eating candy for breakfast.
tannerparker16 0
Pwnd by gravity?
Llama_Face89 34
How much time would that really save?
hateevryone 15
im not even gonna ask how or why.
Llama_Face89 34
Don't need to really. OP already told you.
hwp123 0
Damn your uncoordinated
mea_iloveskiing 26
Was it snickers? :(
afulks78 11
Did u eat it