Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
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Top comments
Mauskau 36
So he tells you he loves you and breaks up with you a few days later? Either he was lying about it or something else happened that we don't know about. Either way, it's not a great situation to be in. Stay positive, OP!
mellyski 25
Only Chuck Norris or MacGyver could fix this technology fail.
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Comments (31)
band13geek 16
Does your ex have a crap - wait, no - tracphone? I'll send texts and people won't get them for hours and sometimes days.
Rskittles10 16
One of you has a Samsung and one has an iPhone
ThinkGeek83 15
I'm sorry xc I'm sure you were too good for him anyway c:
ericp96 10
I hate it when that happens Can't tell you how many times that happened to me Hope everything works out for you
coolkidmcgoo 14
I'm sorry op. that had to have been pretty awkward after you replied.
coolkidmcgoo 14
I'm sorry op. That had to have been very awkward after you replied to him.
bdozo 17
That bites the dust!
jenninyc1128 17
That's life's way of kicking someone down.. Don't worry OP you are closer to meeting your special someone
KagamineRinny 14
i doubt the text took that long to send. he was probably cheating on you before you broke up and meant to send that to his girlfriend >:/
foxmatrix15 8
Yea cricket wireless sucks.