Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, my girlfriend started crying because I occasionally text a work friend, for whom I have zero interest in. My girlfriend's medication has completely killed her sex drive and she no longer wants to be touched at all. She acts like hanging out with anyone is a chore. My social interaction is down to just our dogs. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML
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Top comments
Grauncho 27
Next time you guys are having sex, start laughing out loud.
klorehore 24
My god, just tell her it's bothering you.
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Comments (126)
kinky44 28
Stop dating 8th graders then.
lesbionist 10
When she texts you just reply lol to every text. That should get your point across
makepoopass 9
LIFE. THAT IS LIFE.
jrock9093 18
Maybe what you have is lol
Sir_drink_alot 20
Your girlfriend is obviously shy, she adds the 'lol' because she is worried that you may laugh at her genuine attempts to excite you. Just ignore the lol, and eventually your girl will grow confident enough not to add it. Be happy, sometimes girls who are very nervous about sex, are very good at it :)
panda_lou 11
You know, you could always say "baby, I'd love to sexy with you but when you laugh or respond with lol it turns me off and makes me not want to do it. So could you please try to stop?" It's a wonder what actual talking can accomplish
miroku000 5
"You are so big! ... lol"
chloem103 9
That is annoying..
Obey_StudBoii 23
Then talk to her about it?
martin8337 36
So not giggity.