Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
Today, I made a sandwich. When I went to grab chips, my wife snatched it. I made a second sandwich. My son came in and stole the plate when I was grabbing a seltzer. I went to make a third sandwich. No more cold cuts. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
You need to 'trainer' on how to throw food she's not gonna eat into the bin. ;) Or the compost heap. Hopefully she won't have to 'sneaker' food into hiding places. I'm sure the food was 'boot'iful. Have a 'converse'ation about it, but don't let it turn 'ugg'ly. And all will be well... ington.
ladiesman219 4
lol something tells me your a bad lunch maker
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ladiesman219 4
lol something tells me your a bad lunch maker
ohthebloodygore 16
1, not necessarily. My son will dump his food anywhere if he's in a hurry to go play or something. Regardless of whether he is still hungry or the food tasted good/bad. Kids are impatient.
Somedood117 0
or your sandwiches suck
britt93 7
10- I'm pretty sure he was making a joke...
A7X_LoVeee 10
Hey number 10, cool story!
Monikabug 9
Precious is right, kids are impatient. They have one-track minds and will do whatever it takes to be allowed to play. This doesn't mean the OP makes bad sandwiches. Plus, who doesn't like their momma's cooking? Honestly. Oh lord. I'm not looking forward to all of the sammich jokes to follow. *Hides behind #10's comment*
SNL 2
that kids just a brat
ShadyFTW1 0
Haha wow 10, judging from your profile you have some serious rage issues. And the chick on the right looks like a rabid hyena, so I'm guessing that's you.
cda2090 6
surprise in ya shoe
teddygraham1 1
22- OP isn't the parent. They say "young niece" in the first sentence. And we also don't know if OP is even female.
Monikabug 9
Aha - of course. I was meaning to say Aunt, though now that I think of it, it could be an uncle. No one likes their uncle's cooking. >.>
staceysgenesis16 0
i say stuff her ass in the shoe then see how she likes it in there ..
kay2kay 1
Make her eat it.
KagamiSama 0
bitch you better get in that kitchen learn how to make a sandwich
FuttBuck 0
Fast-food ftw?
Awesomehobo44 3
Nice pic
giantsfan2010 23
Hahaha I did the same thing when I was a kid.
mikolyshka 0
1) bring her back in 2) ground her 3) time-out in the corner 4) ????? 5) profit
CAPTmok 7
thats kids for you....... very eager to play, doesnt necessarily mean OP's sandwich was awful
glitterme 5
don't blame her it's your cooking
kiakia0131 23
haha I remember doing that only I hid my vitamins lol.
monkeysinatree 6
but they were yummy! I loved the vitamin c ones coz they tasted like oranges :)
TraceCase_ 19
Did you make her finish it?
AndyClara 39
Yuck!
DoubleL4567 0
you found pieces of her sandwich in your shoe. how is this an FML?
Miss_Michaela 10
You need to 'trainer' on how to throw food she's not gonna eat into the bin. ;) Or the compost heap. Hopefully she won't have to 'sneaker' food into hiding places. I'm sure the food was 'boot'iful. Have a 'converse'ation about it, but don't let it turn 'ugg'ly. And all will be well... ington.
Monikabug 9
Punny. Not to be confused with puny.
thedrummer 0
fail?
Monikabug 9
Can't decide 33?
lolwutguy 0
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