Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML
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Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, my girlfriend started crying because I occasionally text a work friend, for whom I have zero interest in. My girlfriend's medication has completely killed her sex drive and she no longer wants to be touched at all. She acts like hanging out with anyone is a chore. My social interaction is down to just our dogs. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML
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Top comments
Grauncho 27
Next time you guys are having sex, start laughing out loud.
klorehore 24
My god, just tell her it's bothering you.
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Comments (126)
ThatOneDrummer 8
Your dick is so big lol
really77 6
So just explain that to her.
GothicAngel95 16
You ether tell her, it bothers you that she does that or tell her to go over to your place and start doing it for real.
threer 30
So you can just tell a girl that she better come to your place and have sex with you?
tehdarkness 21
She's just nervous, stop being a baby and go with it!
twinkiefeets 17
Just tell her that.
worldclassrager 41
Well if she sees this it might make her quit...can you two just have some personal time together?
Sweet_Meli 11
"Touch my nipple , lol " Yeah that's not attractive lol sorry OP.
perdix 31
I give you a Cleveland Steamer, lol, and then smear it into a Dirty Sanchez, lol, lmfao, ROTF! That's not too hard...
kayteakay 26
Maybe she thinks she's conveying a cute/giggly attitude? A simple, possibly awkward chat should help.
pedinhuh 23
Well, FYL indeed but not because of your GF saying LOL all the time. But because a simple word, even though repeated all the time, can turn you off even when you're having some. Hell, I would mind that at all.
HOPPE612 5
it's not a word sorry about calling you out