Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML
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Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, my girlfriend started crying because I occasionally text a work friend, for whom I have zero interest in. My girlfriend's medication has completely killed her sex drive and she no longer wants to be touched at all. She acts like hanging out with anyone is a chore. My social interaction is down to just our dogs. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML
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Top comments
Grauncho 27
Next time you guys are having sex, start laughing out loud.
klorehore 24
My god, just tell her it's bothering you.
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Comments (126)
olpally 33
That would annoy me too. Lol. She seems a bit immature to be sexting, talk this out with her. Lol.
graceinsheepwear 34
Agree. Seems like maybe lol is masking a bit of discomfort, like I said that dirty thing, but I am not completely comfortable with having done so.
spazz666 18
I actually had to read your comment twice before I could tell if you were adding "lol" to be facetious or actually legitimately using it. I'm still not completely sure.
olpally 33
I'm being facetious... :)
EpicSquishii 21
When someone uses ... :) At the end of a sentence, I always picture them straightfaced for a few seconds after speaking and then smiling. It creeps me out, slightly. ..... :)
giorgi0202 9
grow a pair and tell her about it jeez you people cry about smallest things
Grauncho 27
Imagine if laughing turned every guy off. Imagine a clown's sex life.
graceinsheepwear 34
The tears of a clown...
DocBastard 40
Except that clowns aren't funny. At all.
starile 20
#20 God I hope your gf isn't laughing every time you unzip your pants. If so, my condolences.
Kibaruto 33
"Honk Honk".
Ayanpatel95 7
Talk to her about it, only way out
More_Leg 14
Seriously?! Stop being a wuss and tell her it bothers you.
jw90 18
You could tell her it's bothering you? Or just say "get your ass over here and get the real thing."
JanisEvans 10
She's probably doing this because she feels insecure. Deal with it like a grown up.
Pancakes017 19
Why don't you let her know? She probably doesn't realize, and it will make you and her feel better when she does know. And your "sex life" will benefit as well.
Andatop 16
If you tell her that she might just stop and if it does just start sucking at sexting
mastervuk 9
Be a man and just do it