Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML
Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML
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camsterjoe 12
Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.
Dracoboxer357 36
Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)
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Comments (120)
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Boundaries. Some people need to learn what they are.
eMurpH 9
Maybe she was a booty warrior back in the day. Force of habit. "I likes ya and I wants ya."
DDCA 24
#46: Never heard of two in the pink and one in the stink? Different strokes for different folks.
DDCA 24
#48: I think that's a grand slam with an RBI.
Jemm_fml 29
The saddest part of all of this is that you got more action than half the OP's on this site. F all of your lives, poor sobs.
Medd_fml 13
Maybe your tag was never really out.... Maybe you just have a really attractive butt....
nishantvas 13
well atleast it wasn't a man.. that's bad even if you're a man or women...
AGB10 19
So she felt a strangers butt crack in order for public good. More like FYL for having to be the one stand behind you..and YDI on you ;)
skyeyez9 25
My first guesses: the person was being a troll. Or has OCD and undies showing drive him/her batty unless he/she fixes it.
netdemon 11
Love the name!