Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML
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Top comments
Kermy1113 23
I still would've cried
jackthekeeper 24
I'd cry more about a donut tbh
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Comments (46)
worldclassrager 41
That donut must have been pretty damn good to have you cry over it
denden_mushi 11
If you initially thought that he was going to break up with you, maybe you should talk to him and see where your relationship stands at the moment. If you have issues, solve them. Misunderstandings, clear them.
GAeroNKissR 26
YDI for being a dramatic cry baby. Even if he was breaking up with you - grow up.
rederis 4
salty.
allplayedout 20
Yea, regardless of whether OP jumped the gun, we all know there's never any excuse to react to an emotionally traumatic event. Tamp down those feelings until you can't even remember what feelings are like. It'll be like a fun surprise when they blow up in your face.
GrumpyGrinch 23
Oh, but you are a weirdo. Totally.
Brokeandsad 8
Why would you start crying BEFORE he even broke up with you? That's just too dramatic
Kittyphysics 21
me too #1. I'm pregnant and cried the last time I ate a donut because it was so delicious. eating the last one would be considered most heinous.
writerchic85 26
How does eating the last donut warrant a call to work?
Chilled_Rambo 11
If it's a krispy kreme donut, I'd cry too
Guzziii 12
Yeah I would've made him but another doughnut
messymessiah 11
I would totally understand if my coworker cried because their partner ate their donut.