Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
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Top comments
Ahmed Sakr 16
So you really fell for her
BurnInDemonFire 39
She's a knockout.
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Comments (9)
bloopaloop 27
Soooo WHAT DID SHE SAY???
ajh1800 25
I hope she said yes!! This will make a really cute memory in the future 🤗
BurnInDemonFire 39
She's a knockout.
Cocoapelli 23
Well, he's also a pushover XD
Cocoapelli 23
Yes, but he's a pushover XD
BurnInDemonFire 39
Hopefully he didn't become a doormat.
Ahmed Sakr 16
So you really fell for her
sickerthanyou 13
Hopefully she said no. Enough “dees” in the world
alex_jaguara 33
Do no marry, man. Might end badly.
MamaChey 24
I have never in my life seen exterior doors the open outward.
BurnInDemonFire 39
My front door does. Scares the shit out of people, but I open it slowly so I don't get accused of hitting them on purpose.
ViviMage 40
"Will you m-*twhack!*
dahthunderbird 8
i hope the door said yes