Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML
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chingthecreator 4
She's a boss.
yamatelle 19
I hate to say it, but your mom is ******* awesome!
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Comments (68)
Epsilonyx 15
Pot doesn't destroy your liver and have the ability to lead you to have sex with infested strangers.
dirtyfivethirty 0
Amen
itsame0987 18
Infested strangers? What are they infested with?
KiddNYC1O 22
"Gateway Drug" is just a bunch of hocus pocus junk the government wants you to believe.
aprilly00 0
Alcohol destroys the liver. Pot just makes you silly. I'd rather be silly versus liver failure, which is a painful way to die: my grandma is going through it. Sorry dude.
AlectusTheFury 8
Marijuana kills your brain cells. AND it is scientifically established that cannabis contains carcinogenic elements.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Let us not forget that marijuana is not completely harmless. As with every drug, there is going to be some damage to the body, even if minimal. However, most of it pales in comparison to the damage the legal drugs we are prescribed and recommended on a daily basis can do.
LouisianaBob 9
I suppose the carbon monoxide released from smoking would kill brain cells but no where near the amount living near a busy road would do. Nor is smoking the only way to get high from cannabis.
stacianichole 2
Right, people overdose on acetaminophen after all.
misomalu 0
Parenting FTW
DarkestFaerie 4
that's stupid that you would compare ops mom to a murderer!!! how often do you hear about people that take lives while drunk now think about how often you hear about drivers who were high taking lives. there is a big difference!
sitog93 0
Nope alcohol is still worse
grands138 4
Yet there are still lives taken by high drivers. That's like comparing bazookas to hand grenades in killing people. Pretty sure both will get the job done.
Calyx_fml 22
Alcohol is a MUCH harder drug than weed. She's right to be concerned.
KiddNYC1O 22
What a G.
mishkaroni 15
A family of addicymts...aw, maybe we can see you two on Intervention. But seriously, there are tons of studies out there, if you care to read, that'll show how harmful marijuana vs alcohol are. And if your pothead mom is noticing you going to the bar too often...I'd take it seriously.
Wheredidgrungego 12
"You can have this joint after dinner honey, but only if you've finished your homework!!"
rattusrattus 19
"And eaten ALL your greens!"
instnt1nfction 17
I'd rather smoke my greens
AlectusTheFury 8
Like if she COULD.
steadycreepin 5
Cool mom