Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I tried to make a move on the cute guy who sits opposite me at work. In theory, I was going to start a game of footsie with him. In practice, I screwed up and managed to yank his computer's power cable out. He lost his unsaved work. FML
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Top comments
sarabraun8 7
haha deserved
hashmita 0
Seriously, stop stalking him.
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Comments (65)
ideasrule 13
Don't give your password to anyone? Even if you weren't stalking him, YDI for being stupid/lazy/both.
ideasrule 13
and he had the old password because the OP told him what it was
Billa_Bang 0
what was the original password? if it was his name then i see his point
jose1760 1
Dude he told you yesterday he wasn't gay...
allmidnighteyes 11
"On 11/24/2010 at 6:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)" WOMAN. WO. MAN. W-O-M-A-N. You ******* moron. asjdkldfg;hsdja. Ugh.
LtBrenton 16
WOOOOOOOOOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN WOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAN! ....WOMAN! :D
mlwalker88 18
I have the app for Android, and all it shows is the OP's name and the FML category. It does not show the OP's gender...so while the mistake could have been avoided by reading the other comments, it's not as much of a fail as you're implying.
Peasanthunter_fml 0
That is what you get for giving out your pw to your stalkie
HomeAl0ne 20
Now, if he really wants to mess with her mind the new password that he set will be something like "SekretAdm1ra" or "LetzHaveBBs".
jose1760 1
lol I didn't see that!!
WorldRallyXtreme 9
Get the password back using ubuntu live cd and a free program called chntpw google it it is easy to recover
Jimboom 12
Phone IT and get them to reset your password. Problem sorted. See, that wasn't that difficult. Now, hone your skills young padawan and you won't get caught out stalking in future. ;-)
Lisa89 3
Well, for him to have written that I'm going to have to assume you ARE stalking him. In that case, YDI. Stalking people is completely unacceptable. And also YDI for giving you password away... should have just told in to log into his own account. And call IT support to change your password back. Simple.