Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentine's Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML
Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML
Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML
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FPsLife 5
My grandmother does the same thing... I'm tempted next time to ask her "You don't remember the wedding??"
zeeky 0
she just wants to live forever...
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Comments (62)
shellybean87 0
Maybe she was trying to be nice.... but failing at it! I guess it sort of does suck! Or maybe your grandma's being hilariously sarcastic!
Witchcraft_fml 5
Don't get upset at Grandma for telling it like it is.
FerrariCake 2
Simple solution: get a boyfriend show him to grandma she can then die you can then pay the guy you hired to pretend to be your boyfriend no more grandma bitching at you
teiso_fml 0
Way to put the pressure on, Grandma! Hope she doesn't settle for the first random guy she meets out of guilt and being rushed who then proceeds to treat her like crap! Don't worry too much about it. I don't have a boyfriend, either, and i couldn't care less what other people think of it. Do things in your own time.
DameGreyWulf 1
Don't worry, your grandma's just a gaping twat.
cmac86 24
I have the same problem.
Jakkke 0
You don't have a boyfriend cuz your fat or ugly, sorry it's just the truth
Gen2105 0
I see fat and/or ugly girls with boyfriends and wonder how the hell that happens...
DameGreyWulf 1
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Jakkke 0
Some guys just don't have respect for themselves it's quite sad accually, I don't know how someone could go that low
FrostEternal 0
Only an FML if you're old. If you're a teenager, then your grandma expects you not to date until you're older.
capilot 10
Tell her "wait -- if I get a boyfriend, then you'll die? I don't want that to happen, I'd better not get a boyfriend"