Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, my dad's new girlfriend, who he met in Vegas, flies in. My mother is still alive in a dementia care facility. I don't know how to feel about this. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
God, you people are harsh. Family members generally should give each other at least a heads up before something like that, for safety and such. Not to mention the fact that the wording makes it sound like the OP is a minor. So the mom is a **** for not even telling her own child that she's going on vacation. What kind of relationship is that? They may as well just disown each other and never speak again.
mygoodsir 0
well now you know
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mygoodsir 0
well now you know
NotEven 0
Yes there was one more recently than that where the mom's facebook said she was in Florida and the poster knew nothing about it.
NotEven 0
It was atually TODAY, a few posts down. Come on, FML. We can moderate better than that.
powersmoke 0
This is a hint that you should move out of your mom's basement.
j0k32r0x 0
hahaha pwnd
MimiKnox 0
And THIS is why old people shouldn't use facebook. Who cares though, you get the weekend without parents! Not an FML, mate!!!!
chiptunekid09 0
rawr
killerj 0
Josh honey I only want to go to Vegas because u r so boring
corleon198425 22
first nobody loves you they just pretend to be your friends and lie behind your back your going to die alone
ilikepie789 0
umm ok so my fml about being stabbled in the leg and raped by a hobo didnt pass but this did? wats wrong with the world
jimsmells67 0
you can be stabbled?
Tomaino 3
It's like being stabbed, but adorably so.
yourefreakindumb 0
How is it cruel? Why is ops life ****** because the parrents go to Vegas.
idkweird 0
#25, If someone's grammar and punctuation is awful and the story is so blatantly fake, it's not going to get through :)
jisaac09 25
Yea, the ops life is ****** up..... i mean, how would YOU feel if your parents wanted to go on vacation??? It would suck wouldnt it??? im still pissed off at my parents for going on a honeymoon 4 years before i was even born..... i mean, can you believe the nerves on some of these parents that they want some alone time..... selfish i tell you......
sublime93 0
#34 LMFAO
TONYMFSTARK 0
Hey there, chucklebuckets! Hobos don't exist anymore, only homeless people.
Iimanii09 0
it's ok open crib much?
lakaiskate 12
win
peter55 0
haha my mom has done that before
Nikolee 0
did you cry about it?
BM13HC 0
you were not supposed to know, OP
Nikolee 0
if this is something your complaining about no wonder she's "sick of kids!"
fmlrage 0
agreed!
christen09 8
your mom is a selfish bitch FYL
fmlrage 0
parents need a brake too! selfish is the child that feels sorry for themselves cause their parents get to go away for a weekend!
gh3tt0cak3s 0
ya how is she being selfish for wanting a break? I mean this is hardly an fml. cause oh! my moms going on vacation! FML!!!
deathcab7 0
@8 excepppppttt forr herpes! that will come back with yooou.
inkybus 10
Did she delete your wall posts and go to Florida as well?
maskedman 9
this is why you don't add your kids on Facebook.
idkweird 0
As did mine! Except with Mammoth instead of Vegas. It was hilarious to us.
happyinrl 0
Moms can have lifes and complain about them too like normal people.
reiyu 0
since when are you a force of reason and not Bitchy McBitch-Bitch?